First, you have to understand how our bantam Rooster got the name Turkey. We had two and they were both beautiful and so very colorful. Their feathers shined in the sun and almost glowed
in the moonlight. Dandy was sweet and gentle and came when called. He was almost a pet. Where as his anthesis, Turkey, was mean and evil so we called him Turkey (as in what a Turkey!)
See, isn't he beautiful! |
One Saturday morning I let Daisy out and started washing dishes. (This is the ONLY time in my life I actually liked to wash dished. The reason is that my sink over looked our three acre back yard).
I heard Turkey's screech out his call to attack and looked up just in time to see him lunge at Daisy. Well, Daisy faked to the right, spun around, and grabbed him by his neck. I started to run out the door to save his sorry little butt, but Daisy simply held him by the neck. She held him high so his claws barely touched the ground and then she did her daily rounds with Turkey helplessly hanging from her mouth.
You see, every time Daisy went outside she her usual check for interlopers. Today was no exception. With Turkey clutched tightly in her mouth she conducted business as usual. She ran around behind the garage, down the west fence, then across the south fence, (did her business with Turkey still in her mouth. a feat worthy of olympic status) and then trotted up the east fence to finish the rounds of HER yard. She finally turned Turkey loose (who must have had his life flash before his eyes several time). He staggered around like he was drun. He then plopped down shaking his head (I guess to see if it was still attached). Next he slowly got up, stretched and shook his feathers out, fell down, and then staggered to the chicken coop, disappearing inside.
I went out back to make sure he was all right. He appeared to be fine however, his neck feathers were in a disgusting sopping wet disarray. Poor Turkey did not come out of the coop for a couple of days (not even to announce the arrival of dawn). When he did come out it was like he was "born again." Turkey never attacked another man, beast, or hubcap again. Apparently, Daisy made him see the error of his ways and he repented.
ROFLOL This is the funniest story!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I need a Turkey to keep my brook in line. Or maybe I just need a dog that will do that instead of jumping in the mix. Sigh. lol Great post as usual. I hope all is well with you.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Rooster named Turkey ;D your dog was amazing. I wish I had a dog like that when my grandmas rooster attacted me when I was little. He only hated me ;D that did not end well for him ;D
ReplyDeleteFUNNY, FUNNY STORY!! We once had a beagle named BAGEL & he loved cream cheese & lox!
ReplyDeleteAah, what wonderful entertainment - are you sure you do not have a "Book of KT's Adventures" in the making - it certainly would make a lot of people laugh. Thanks for this great story KT - how ya doing - hope all is well . Take care :)
ReplyDeletehah, that is funny! I once had two hamsters: Pete and Re-Pete :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute story and so beautiful too.
ReplyDelete"Their feathers shined in the sun and almost glowed
in the moonlight." I love that!
Serves that rooster right! Great story. I love to hear a rooster crow...I just wish they wouldn't crow quite so early in the morning!
ReplyDelete