Today I have a very scary and confusing story to tell you.
|You'd look sad too if you went through what I just went through!|
Mornings are for romping, chasing the cat, getting into as much trouble as possible, and eating. This is when I knew something was up. Mom wasn't fixing my food. PANIC ATTACK! WHY ISN'T MOM FIXING FOOD? I tried to tell her my fear as I cried, "WHERE IS MY FOOD? MOM, YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE FOOD! I NEED FOOD, NOW!" She ignored me (well, she tried anyway, I'm kinda hard to ignore when I hangin' onto her pant leg with my teeth).
Finally, she got my blanky out of that darned kennel, picked me up and headed for the "ride" (STILL NO FOOD!). We got into the "ride" and went to the place of smells. It is a place that stinks of a lot of different kinds of animals along with a yucky smell that I can't quite put my nose to (not that I'd want to. Well, maybe).
I remember being there before and, as I recall, I was poked and prodded and then felt a sharp pain in my neck. Mom just stood in the corner and kept saying, "You're ok, you're ok." Well, if having something shoved up your you know what is ok then I'd hate to see what she thinks is NOT ok.
Back to the other day. We rode in the "ride" until we got to the place of smells.
Mom handed me over to a complete stranger (along with my blanky) and walked away...are you reading this SHE WALKED AWAY! A COMPLETE STRANGER! I set up such a howl that it made her stop for a second, then she went on out the door. I screamed and accidentally went potty on the lady.
My blanky and I were put into this kennel (without a treat, Mom always give me a treat when she puts me in one at home...THAT DOES IT! NO FOOD! NO TREAT! I'M IN HELL!) and there I sat along with a few other unfortunates. Each one of them was as confused as I was. I tried to talk to them but they weren't interested. This one "baby" looked really sad. He said he thought he was in here because he pottied on his mom's best rug. (OMG it that why I'm here? It's all your fault Heathcliff! You're the one who told me I could do it! Growl!)
|I didn't mean to...honest!|
Mom finally came to pick me up (PHEW!) and I pottied all over the lady again as she handed me off (on purpose, take that, lady!). Mom wrapped me in my blanky and took me to the "ride." That is when I got more of the gushy, gooey, lovey, dovey, stuff. And, boy did I want it this time. When we got back to my home Mom and I cuddled and slept the rest of the afternoon. For some reason I suddenly liked the gushy, gooey, lovey, dovey, stuff.
I still don't know what happened, but I think my bark is higher that it used to be and there is less to lick than before. Heathcliff seemed to know where I was going. Mom told HIM, but not me! By the way, Heathcliff, thanks for the note. I AM milking it for all it's worth.