Over the years I have hit 5 deer. Two, just damaged my car, two destroyed two different vehicles (one was an F-150 Ford Truck) and one sent me airborne for the ride of my my life. It is this story that I am going to relate.
A friend and I were on the way home after seeing a particularly awful movie in Joplin. We were driving down the highway discussing the dreadful flick when we saw some activity on the right side of the road. Several men were standing there talking (in an animated manner) by their trucks on the right side of the road. Not a single one of them waived, pointed, or signaled us of any danger but, I pulled over into the left lane just to be sure. Since their presence on the side of the road was unusual I was looking at them and did not notice lump laying in the middle of the left lane. By the time I spotted the carcass of the HUGE dead dear, it was too late. My tires ramped up the belly of the deer and the car was launched up and over the mound much like an Evil Kinevel stunt. It seemed as though the car was in the air for a very long time, at least long enough for me to contemplate what kind of a landing might be ahead of me.
With my hands firmly on the wheel (still steering of course) of this small, red, Ford, Escort I felt as though I soared up into the sky. My friend was screaming something and I think I uttered, "Oooooohhhhhh, sh##!" then landed on the two front wheels followed by the two rear wheels. I felt like Cathy Rigby sticking her dismount and receiving a perfect 10.
The car wobbled a bit, but stuck to the road as an eerie silence settled over the car. We drove on quietly for a while and then began to get mad. We realized that those STUPID men were probably arguing over who was going to get to take the meat home. None of them thought to warn any oncoming vehicles. I felt like going back and giving them a piece of my mind and charging them $50 dollars for the customized tenderizing I had just performed. However, I knew that since my hands were trembling like crazy that my knees were doing the same. Falling flat on my face in front of them wasn't an attractive idea so, we went on home.