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Monday, July 18, 2011

#200- SHOOTS AND LADDERS

Somewhere around the summer of 2003 I was doing something in the backyard at my grandson’s home.  I heard a crash, then “Awhhh, Mannnn!” and then some grumbling.  A few minutes later I heard the same thing again.  I searched out the source of the commotion and found my grandson, Gene, amidst a pile of rubble (tires, wood, boxes, etc).  When questioned he told me he was trying to build a club house.  To which I said, “Honey, Memaw will build you a club house!  Now, get out of this stuff before hurt yourself.”

AND THIS STARTED THE EPIC 'BUILDING OF THE PLAYHOUSE' SAGA.

I couldn't find plans for a small playhouse or fort so I purchased plans for a small storage shed (6ft X 6ft X 8ft).  Undaunted by the apparent enormity of the project I had chosen, I launched myself into it with my usual gusto.  It took me until November of that year to finish it.  And, it did give me a number of experiences I will never forget. 

Today, I will tell you something I learned about attaching siding to a building [I have already told you about stapling my glove to my hand during this project...see #38 aka 

FRIDAY FLASHBACK = "WHAT A MAROON" (MORON)!].


When screwing siding on to the side of this shed I experienced a problem.   As the screw went in the siding pulled away from the studs.  I could not seem to keep this from happening unless I drilled a hole first.  I saw what kind of time that was going to take so I opted for another way (a gigantic mistake).


This is a picture of the clubhouse as it stands today.

With my ladder (see picture, above) sitting parallel to the wall I was able to put my foot up onto the offending siding.  As the next screw went in the siding started to pull away again.   I simply applied pressure and pushed with my foot to keep it fast.  It was simple all right...SIMPLE MINDED!

As I pushed with my foot my ladder SHOOTS away from the wall leaving me suspended in mid-air (Ok, the word should have been shot not shoots, but I wanted two shoots to go with the title).   I yelled,  "SHOOT!" (that is a substitute for what I actually yelled which also starts with an S= and fulfills the criteria for the second shoot).

"SHIT!   (woops) SHOOT!"

It all seemed to happen in slow motion.  Down I floated, with the electric screwdriver still (SEE COMMENT BELOW)

squealing in my hand.  I clutched that screwdriver for dear life as if it was going to belay my fall.  The potential of major pain looming in my near future, played out  before my eyes.  Luckily, the screwdriver turned off the minute the slow motion stopped and my body crashed to the ground.  Later, I found it hanging over a fence several feet away.

I lay there for a while taking time to assess the situation.  The ladder was lying on its side, but I wasn't!  I was lying on my back looking up at a dreary November sky and mentally searching my body for the injuries I was sure I had just sustained.  I was also searching for my breath, which had escaped into that dreary sky.  Underneath me was the damp soft ground, which, I'm sure, was sporting an indentation the same size and shape of my body.  Feeling no particular pain and seeing no angels floating by, I decided that I was OK and got up.  Not only that, I finished the siding that night.  


(AWH, MANNNNNN!  I didn't work a second ladder into the story so the title would fit.
So, just pretend that I got another ladder to finish the work.)

That is why, when I write THINGS I LEARNED THE HARD WAY part 2,  Number one on the list will be:  Never put your foot up on the side of a building while standing on a ladder!   (See #22-FRIDAY'S FLASHBACKS - Things I learned the hard way part 1).
  


 (COMMENT:  I tried to fix this paragraph 4 times and got no where so the heck with it.  It is those darned poltergeists again!)                                                         


SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY......... FOR "BOO AND BUG-A-BOO"kt 7/2011

                                                                 




14 comments:

  1. I'll have to remember that the next time I'm on a ladder. I almost had a climbing mishap the other day when I pruned some huge bushes. Fun times LOL! I'm glad everything turned out okay :0) Your stories are so fun to read.

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  2. Kt I miss you! lol I love this story as we both know I'm an accident waiting to happen with ladders so I have done similar things um well i forget how many times. hee hee. Have a great week. Hope all is going well with your dad and granddaughter.

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  3. You know why this would never happen to me, cause I won't get on ladders in the first place. I not only know I am a huge klutz, but I have a re-occurring nightmare where I am on a ladder that slowly tips over while I fall from a great height. Oh, kinda like you did in real life. Haha! But, you did build one heck of a play house. I just give my kids cardboard boxes to build forts.

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  4. KT - love your post! Melynda sent me over! Isn't she a love?!
    I'm following!
    :)

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  5. Kt. I love you so much. I'm sorry about your dad but I have to say I'm glad your grandkid has left. What a relief

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  6. Oh my goodness, you are hilarious. Cute little shed and I'm sure you're proud of it! :)

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  7. You've been in the wars again, with your trip to the ER! Hope you're well on the mend. So sorry to hear your Dad is not doing too well again :(

    Sending loving hugs to you both! Take care & no more climbing ladders!

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  8. LOL. Melynda said I have to check this out, and she was right :D I love your post :) these stories are simply awesome! :)

    -B-

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  9. So now every one thinks I may have been cloned from your DNA. :) Pretty funny really. Keep me updated on your dad.

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  10. I am constantly amazing and impressed by your gutsiness, and your great story telling abilities.

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  11. Here with one objective...to check up on you and ask about your Dad. I trust all is well and there has been some good improvement. I hope you are taking care of yourself! Big hug, DES xoxo

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  12. If I were you, I'd sue the ladder manufacturer! Obviously, ladders should come with the disclaimer, NOT TO BE USED BY KT, ELISA, MELYNDA, APE2016 OR FISHDUCKY!

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  13. Kt--I sometimes have trouble pulling up your posts, as you know, & I DON'T want to miss any! I can't get OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. Can you help me?

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  14. I also took on shed building last fall, an it also took me nearly three months - and I had help! In fact, I planned to blog about it, but by the time I was done, I had lost interest in even writing about it!!

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